- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

who farted your mother

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

A black goes to college

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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