- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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