What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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