How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Gabe Mercado

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Chicken

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Hippopatomous!

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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