Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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That didn't hurt.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Dick spice

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Gadaffi

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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