How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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women playing football?

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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