- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Whats 9 + 10? 19

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

womens rights

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

A black guy with his family.

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