Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Woman's rights.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Anti Joke

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