How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Women's Rights

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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