Matty B

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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womens rights to vote

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Women's Rights.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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