There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Garry Glitters on here

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asian drivers.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Matty B

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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