- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Where's my tractor?

How did th-A fridge.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What's dead? Your mum.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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