- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Women's rights.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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