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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Poop

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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MICHAEL

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I am really good at math debating

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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