What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Sorry boss

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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