Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Japan called... They need help.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Penis-Pump

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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George Bush.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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