- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

A child with cancer grows up.

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