- Anti Joke

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

whats really hot the sun

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Barack Obama

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.