Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Obama

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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hey.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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