Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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