What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Women's football

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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