Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Christians pornstars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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