- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

9/11

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Penis jokes.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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