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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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That's Racist

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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*you're

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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