- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

c+t+c?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Hello

a retard lost...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

what is stupid and reading this you

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Lil' Wayne

Knock Knock. Come in.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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