1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Chuck Norris.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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