What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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