How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What did you say? I don't know.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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