A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Gabe Mercado

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Canida

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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maddie latino

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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what is big and white? the moon

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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