This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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who eats pencils asians

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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