Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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you will now laugh.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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