- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Knock knock (No one is home)

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

I avhe dyiaexls.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Society.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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