Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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