Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What is next?

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Anti jokes.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...