- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

haha, you're an orphan

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Nobody cares.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

There's no "i" in tim.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

knock knock go away ok

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

That didn't hurt.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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