Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

A black guy with his family.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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