How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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