Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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