What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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The Economy

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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your a towel.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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