- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

George Bush.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Women's rights.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

knock knock

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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