- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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