a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Sorry boss

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Which one is hardest?

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baby loves lalma

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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