- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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