what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What's up? A direction...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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brian mcgee is gay!

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Hi Jacob You cool

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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man boobs

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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