A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Poop

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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