What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

How are you? Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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