Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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penis hehehehe

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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