- Anti Joke

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Knock knock Come In.......

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Susie has Autism

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

How did the priest die? Masterbation