A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

The 13th Amendment...

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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