- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

asparagus

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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