- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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