roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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George Bush.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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