my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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the real mccoy

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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