math test 2=2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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