- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Jared Gough is a slut

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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