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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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