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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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