What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Anti Joke

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