Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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