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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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