A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Hippopatomous!

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

i eat poop

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Where's my shotgun

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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