- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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