- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

A fat boy walked into a party

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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