A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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