A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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penis hehehehe

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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