Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Women's Sports

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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The Irish man was sober.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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