-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Nice weather we're having.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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don't look behind you

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Woman's rights.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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test

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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