Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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