what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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