- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Pickles

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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