I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Canida

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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guess what what? nothing.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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