What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is a man.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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