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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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