- Anti Joke

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.