- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

The 13th Amendment...

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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