- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What is 2+2? 4!

My mom caught me masturbating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

whats brown? poop.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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