Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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poop

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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