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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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obama

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zebras

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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