- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Knock Knock. Come in.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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