- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

hi

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Woman's rights

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Dancing Potatoe!

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

black people

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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