What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Nice weather we're having.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Garry Glitters on here

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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