- Anti Joke

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!