- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Black people. They are so kind.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Yo daddy!

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