whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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whats 2+2? 4

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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No. Yes.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Potato

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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( o Y o )

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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