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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

wanna hear a joke? not really

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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