What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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