Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

space is fun

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Black History Month

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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