Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Mitt Romney.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Wats a joke?

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

123 Main street

I saw a shovel once.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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