WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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a ginger has a soul

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

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