- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

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