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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

women outside of the kitchen

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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