God bless America, and no where else.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Wade's the father

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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hello

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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whats brown? poop.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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